Now honoring implied oral consentTumblr (3.0; @williamg)http://www.silkysegue.com/<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZVUyyHYkBHk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I smell platinum records.</p>http://www.silkysegue.com/post/18105658186http://www.silkysegue.com/post/18105658186Wed, 22 Feb 2012 15:08:52 -1100<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzs6tkWa2v1qz8ni5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I went ahead and made one of these for my hobby</p>http://www.silkysegue.com/post/18059742697http://www.silkysegue.com/post/18059742697Tue, 21 Feb 2012 19:17:44 -1100<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/nVdolBlZis4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><span>You ready to fill them stomachs up with some hot cheese an’ eggs?</span></p>http://www.silkysegue.com/post/18009895716http://www.silkysegue.com/post/18009895716Tue, 21 Feb 2012 03:38:47 -1100<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpnukhDgM1qz8ni5o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Happy Monday with this Classic.</p>http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17968465530http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17968465530Mon, 20 Feb 2012 10:32:00 -1100<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lznsge1tMF1qz8ni5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hey <a href="http://thisistheglamorous.com" target="_blank">David</a>,</p> <p>Guess who just joined the family….and who left the family.</p> <p>2 cues sold, 1 traded - I think my search is done for now.  No actual money lost.</p> <p>And this is my only cue pretty much.  I address you directly because you know of my problem.  And ironically I got this trade from a friend who shares the same addiction.</p> <p>Happy</p>http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17903423526http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17903423526Sun, 19 Feb 2012 10:17:01 -1100<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzky29y5Ui1qz8ni5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I didn’t know nice bags existed.  I needed something that will last.  This just happened to have the ninja factor sewn in.</p>http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17813707366http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17813707366Fri, 17 Feb 2012 21:25:21 -1100<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzkt8ncWzE1qd4n9xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wingwalker.tumblr.com/post/17811132682/i-cant-remember-what-i-was-going-to-do-with" target="_blank">wingwalker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i can’t remember what i was going to do with this. </p> </blockquote> <p>Can someone help wingwalker with this?  <a href="http://thisistheglamorous.com" target="_blank">David?</a></p> <p>I’ll get to it in the morning.</p>http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17813596787http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17813596787Fri, 17 Feb 2012 21:19:48 -1100<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzi4o1gFcP1qz8ni5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17721880242http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17721880242Thu, 16 Feb 2012 08:55:12 -1100<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzi48wwHPM1r26mfto1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heyveronica.tumblr.com/post/17721789258/oops" target="_blank">heyveronica</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>oops</p> </blockquote> <p>No means no Mr. Mittens.</p>http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17721872102http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17721872102Thu, 16 Feb 2012 08:55:03 -1100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzi16wnIi81qz8ni5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>My retaliation</p>http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17719040232http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17719040232Thu, 16 Feb 2012 07:40:08 -1100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzi16ffRJt1qz8ni5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>The war begins.  From <a href="http://thisistheglamorous.com" target="_blank">David</a></p>http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17719032016http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17719032016Thu, 16 Feb 2012 07:39:50 -1100<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzi00dVqAr1qz8ni5o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Thursday Teams.</p>http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17718147807http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17718147807Thu, 16 Feb 2012 07:14:37 -1100<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzfuzq3Fay1qz8ni5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYHW………MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM </p> <p>see what i did there?  Your wednesday just got sexier.</p>http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17657109420http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17657109420Wed, 15 Feb 2012 03:31:00 -1100<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5uJExcDr82Q?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Highlights from the Turquoise Jeep Concert:</p> <p>- Met <a href="http://halfbakedidea.tumblr.com" target="_blank">halfbakedidea</a> at the concert (recognized me from the pelvic thrusts).  Suzanne, you are awesome</p> <p>- Got to meet the Jeep backstage. I felt like a teenage girl at a boy band concert.  They’re all amazing, and surprisingly short.</p> <p>- The CONCERT WAS AMAZING….NUFF SAID</p> <p>- The second opening act is in this youtube video.  When they performed this song, they made it rain chicken.  Ziplock bags of chicken.  </p> <p>Best night in a long time!</p> <p><img height="453" src="https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/424333_10101294752976470_1926804_68838619_244370814_n.jpg" width="604"/></p> <p><img height="453" src="https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/426329_10101294752422580_1926804_68838612_2140698654_n.jpg" width="604"/></p> <p><img height="453" src="https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/422703_10101294753235950_1926804_68838625_1126768260_n.jpg" width="604"/></p>http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17495426726http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17495426726Sun, 12 Feb 2012 06:28:00 -1100<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ajcGDaLy4Zw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>TODAY.TURQUOISE.JEEP.CONCERT.</p>http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17431299216http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17431299216Sat, 11 Feb 2012 05:53:28 -1100<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz8d95fMXE1qz8ni5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>highlighting my best features</p>http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17422926388http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17422926388Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:24:41 -1100<span id="video_player_17327952157">[<a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank">Flash 10</a> is required to watch video.]</span><script type="text/javascript">renderVideo("video_player_17327952157",'http://www.silkysegue.com/video_file/17327952157/tumblr_lz54z9ORuk1qz8ni5',400,706,'orientation=portrait\x26amp;portrait=true\x26amp;w={400}\x26amp;poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lz54z9ORuk1qz8ni5_r1_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lz54z9ORuk1qz8ni5_r1_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lz54z9ORuk1qz8ni5_r1_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lz54z9ORuk1qz8ni5_r1_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lz54z9ORuk1qz8ni5_r1_frame5.jpg')</script><br/><br/><p>We were bored at work.  I just had sex with all your eyes.</p> <p>My impression of</p> <p> <img height="188" src="http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/97/d07ccfc8ba4f2a3663aad2b812dbc3df/l.gif" width="250"/></p>http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17327952157http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17327952157Thu, 09 Feb 2012 08:33:00 -1100<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lys71uzJtM1qzht1wo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>February 11th, come sooner.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisistheglamorous.com/post/16930957710" target="_blank">thisistheglamorous</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Pick the caption that best suits you:</p> <ul><li>“Oh, I get it, it’s <a href="http://contemporaryartdaily.tumblr.com/post/16864875838/jos-de-gruyter-and-harald-thys-at-bortolozzi" target="_blank">contemporary art</a>.”</li> <li>“Oh, I get it, it’s contemporary ‘art.’”</li> <li>“Oh, I get it, it’s ‘contemporary’ art.”</li> <li>“Oh, I get it, it’s ‘contemporary’ ‘art.’”</li> <li>“Oh, I get it, it’s ‘contemporary art.’”</li> <li>“<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E" target="_blank">Flynt Flossy</a> <em>is</em> a masterpiece.”</li> <li>“Oh man, I wish there were more Bukowski quotes on Tumblr Radar. He just <em>gets</em> me, you know?”</li> <li>“I would pay a monthly fee to Tumblr to make this piece of shit ‘radar’ go away.”</li> </ul></blockquote>http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17139123192http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17139123192Sun, 05 Feb 2012 17:36:01 -1100<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyvu5cs5Ix1qz8ni5o1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17042757130http://www.silkysegue.com/post/17042757130Sat, 04 Feb 2012 08:00:48 -1100<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqjvfGAqP1qzy8xyo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqjvfGAqP1qzy8xyo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://redjeep.tumblr.com/post/16918793037/david-beckham-cheerleaders" target="_blank">redjeep</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>just because you’re on a diet doesn’t mean ya can’t look at the menu. ~redjeep</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theerealjaz.tumblr.com/post/16904778059/david-beckham-cheerleaders" target="_blank">theerealjaz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p> <p>…bitchface from hell. </p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://www.silkysegue.com/post/16919214701http://www.silkysegue.com/post/16919214701Thu, 02 Feb 2012 02:56:47 -1100