Silky Segue

thisistheglamorous:

• My boss is more-than-likely an alcoholic.  Not Leaving Las Vegas drunk, but enough that it has started to interfere with his life.
• My friend William has a truth serum and it’s alcohol.
  • Best truthful line of the night: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE GOING ON A DATE?  YOU KNOW HE’S JUST GOING TO BE GAY!”
• My friend William is leaving my place of employment and I will alternately miss him since I won’t see him everyday and want to high-five him for getting an awesome job.
• Black Dynamite is everything I hoped it would be and more.
• Black Dynamite told me the truth about the link of candy, Greek mythology, Little Richard and malt liquor.
• My friend Ron knows how to scare the shit out of Tim Meadows.

In Reponse to Glamorous’ Posts:

- I always thought that Hint of Red on the face was kinda iffy…

- It’s like that time when Will Ferrel blacked out in Old School.  I remembered nothing.  And when I black out, my inner Confucius comes out.  All Chinese people have one.  My Confucius specializes in telling truths and incoherent voicemails/texts.  Others specialize in growing vaginas and/or innate Kung Fu abilities.  Those types are not allowed at my parties.

- Thank you very much TITG (your initial name spells out Tit G…snicker).  I will miss you as well.  Best TT ever gained….EVAR

- I apologize I couldn’t see BD with you guys.  Was helping cousin out with car stuff and it went too late.  Tried to give you a buzz, but no dice.  Saw it in Ford City, where there was a whopping 4 people in the whole theatre.  Greatest movie Ever….”I threw that before I came into the room”

-It was very Logical

-Tim Meadows is still around?

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