Silky Segue

thisistheglamorous:

I hope he doesn’t mind me stealing this off his Facebook profile (considering he made it his profile picture), but here’s a picture of williamg that had the caption, “There was a monkey in the office today. For real. Trying to steal my convenience store sushi.”

This is true.  The monkey’s name is Mindy.  My favorite part of the day: Mindy was placed on a coworker’s shoulder for the first time.  She went absolutely Ape-Shit (pun intended), and went wild on his scalp.  He did not move a single muscle, but this was the first time I’ve ever seen someone turn bright red in 3 seconds due to pure terror.  This truly was a festivus miracle.