Silky Segue

This is taken from Facebook.  Since I don’t write “notes” on Facebook, and I need to Tumblr’d more, here we go.  Besides, when was the last time you did a good, old fashioned, honest biography of yourself?  Here’s mine:

A - Age: 27.

B - Bed size: King

C - Chore you hate: Laundry

D - Dog’s name(s):Dinner 

E - Essential to start your day: Nap on the bus

F - Favorite color(s):  Purple Rain

G - Gold or Silver: This is stupid already….

H - Height: 5’11

I - Instruments you play: Aerosmith, the fucking band

J - Job title: Affirmative Action Placement Employee

K - Kids: 400 Babies

L - Living arrangements: The Matrix

N - Nicknames: “You know..that big asian guy?”

O - Overnight stay in hospital: Monitor effects of being bitten by radioactive spider.  Result - A talking lump on my forearm that only spouts racism

P - Pet Peeve: I did, and she didn’t like it very much

Q - Quote: Air

R - Right or left handed: Southpaws are sinister

S - Siblings: Thor, Loki, Dragonball Z, and Scooter

T - Time you wake up: 6AM

U - Underwear: maximum

V - Vegetable you dislike: Onions = Satan

W - Workout style: Farts

X - X-rays you’ve had: From my vision

Y - Yesterday’s best moment: Purple Rain finally shooting like it’s supposed to

Z - Zoo favorite animal: Pandas that know how to Dougie.