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Posted 2 years ago

Fun with “C:\Windows\William\Abdomen\Intestines\poo.exe”

Convo w/ Brother (A computer programmer):

(2:44:40 PM) ME: C:\Windows\William\Abdomen\Intestines\poo.exe

(2:44:49 PM) Bro: <filtered by junk filter 2.0>

(2:45:50 PM) ME: <unfiltered by Awesome Exec 2.0 ver.B>
(2:46:56 PM) Bro: <ignore bot activated>
(2:49:53 PM) ME: <ignore bot took a poo.exe>

(2:55:08 PM) ME: C:\Windows\William\Abdomen\Intestines\poo.exe
****ignore bot corrupted****
****listen bot activated****
(2:55:22 PM) Bro: brb gotta poo
(2:55:32 PM) Bro: <ignore bot repair sequence successful>
(2:55:38 PM) Bro: <ignore bot reactivated>
(2:55:51 PM) Bro: <ignore bot invincibility: activated>

Convo w/buddy who still doesn’t get it

(2:45:36 PM) ME: C:\Windows\William\Abdomen\Intestines\poo.exe
(2:46:26 PM) Confused: do i want to open this at work?
(2:47:11 PM) ME: I do 3 times a day
(2:47:29 PM) ME: but it gets bad because the files always take a dump
(2:48:47 PM) Confused: it doesnt load
(2:48:54 PM) Confused: opening it in IE
(2:51:45 PM) ME: are you sure you’re reading the filepath right?
(2:51:56 PM) Confused: ill tackle that after this call
(2:52:22 PM) ME: something tells me you’re not reading the chain of command correctly

Convo w/ buddy who eventually got it:

Will Mark [2:46 PM]:

C:\Windows\William\Abdomen\Intestines\poo.exe

Friend [2:46 PM]:

When I type that in, it says I don’t have the proper drivers

Will Mark [2:46 PM]:

that’s because the files have already been dumped

Friend [2:47 PM]:

OHHHHHHH! Feces puns! Will Mark FOR THE WIN

Will Mark [2:47 PM]:

ZING!

Later on in the day

Will Mark [5:20 PM]:
hey i’m going to do a Poo.exe would you like the run details? log file?
Friend [5:21 PM]:
if you could get me the dir /w I’d appreciate it
Will Mark [5:32 PM]:

-pop.doc   -macncheez.tmp -milk.txt
-gas.dll   -oil.dll        -pasta.sxe
     -corn.dll -lactintol.lis -lk234jt.poo