Silky Segue

GPOYW

Coworker: Can I french braid your hair?

Me: What? Sure?…..

(surprise of the photo…my ear or his d*ck?) 

Again, for future email purposes

what did you say to me? - Imgur

Well this is an interesting perspective.

looking through my imgur, busted out laughing - Imgur

(I take these from imgur so I can send to my coworkers once I get into the office)

According to Google, this is the most offensive picture ever. (SFW) - Imgur

thisistheglamorous:

halfbakedidea:

I am going to fight ThisIsTheGlamorous

I HAVEN’T BEEN IN A FIGHT IN TWO DAYS. LET’S DO THIS.

OH MY F&*KING CHRIST, SOMETHING IS GOING TO DIE SOMEWHERE WHILE SOMETHING ELSE GETS BORN ELSEWHERE.  AND IT WILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH GEORGE MICHAEL.

How I know my order is in good hands.

EDIT: Jesus just called me and told me they were out of Salami for my Pasta Bread Bowl.  #JesusLOOKINOUT