May 2011
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1st Day (again) back at Jiu Jitsu
Yesterday was my first time back to Jiu Jitsu since the beginning of May, but also my first time back to Jiu Jitsu class without a Gi (Uniform).   I tell David that there is this purple belt I’m determined to beat. Needless to say, he whooped me good, repeatedly, and I wasn’t even close to being a problem for him. I was browsing on my school’s website today and this is what I...
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Throwback to High School - This song was the shit... →
and it still is now.  Found while scanning through old emails
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SNL Digital Short: Jack Sparrow →
Will this resurrect Michael Bolton’s career?
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This is the glamorous.: DO NOT PLAY WITH MY... →
Neil who? Kenny who?  What rap group are they a part of? thisistheglamorous: [slowly rising murmur is going across the office] Me: “Hey, what is everyone talking about?” Co-Worker 1: “Neil Young is here!” Me: “What? What is he doing here?” Co-Worker 1: “I don’t know, but he’s in a meeting right now.” Co-Worker 2: [runs into room] “Hey, guess what, Kenny Rogers is…
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Greatest motivation response of all time.
Me: My body is sore from Jiu Jitsu Me: I can’t make it to the gym today David: OH I THINK YOU MEANT TO SAY YOU NEED YOUR PUSSY RUBBED Motivate.
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