February 2011
19 posts
28 eh?
Not going to lie, started out the day dreading the week. Didn’t do much this weekend for the same reason. But so far this Birthday has still been nice.
January 2011
34 posts
Ohio Whaaaa????
My first experience in Columbus, OH was for 1 whole hour. When I was 22, my cousin and I did a power road trip out to Columbus to pick up a car. I don’t remember much other than we were in a really nice area, then in a really ghetto area.
Fast foward almost 6 years later. Here I am. Honestly, I’ve been working with the city via phone for a year and a half, but still kind of viewed...
Reunited and it feels so good....
Great moments in IM history with a close friend:
One: I’m about to drop a massive coffee deuce and it ain’t gonna be pretty
Two: almond deuces today painful
One: Mine is at least mushy
Two: eat almonds
One: Almonds = pure fiber
Two: it’ll be like your ass went on a drunken excursion, and somehow you ended up in boystown with a bieber tshirt, and dropped shit all over
...
Explosions and Boobs →
You don’t need anything else in life.
Nerdy Segue
Not going to lie MisterBlameShifter….
Somehow between your Logo, and your name, I can’t help but think of this game every time I read your tumblr.
WITH MEGA GRAPHICS
To my Dear Friend of Glamour Part 2
Apples are great. So are Almonds.
You’ll be laying bricks in no time. Makes it that much worth it. Bricks = less smear = less slick walks during the day.
Food for thought. And that food is fiber.
Badges of Success
There are four things you absolutely must purchase when you have reached a large level of financial success:
1. A new vehicle. Whether you’re going for flashy or just something normal (but fully customized), you owe it to yourself
2. A Rolex. Stone Cold Steve Austin once called it a badge of honor. Even after making Millions, he still stays true to his roots: Walmart Clothing, one of...
Inception
I wonder if anyone ever realizes, if they watched this movie and it was about what really happened, it would people sleeping on a plane for 2+ hours.
Conversely, if Inception ever happened in my dreams, Leonard DiCaprio would be watching me get it on with Patricia Heaton (from Everybody Loves Raymond long time ago, not her today) or Shannon Elizabeth. It would be filthly. Or they’d be...
The Fire has been Lit
Now it’s time to make or break. Either I’m celebrating my birthday at the end of the month in Grand Style, or this will be one of the most miserable birthdays ever.
It’s time to wadatah on the bammies, cuz i’m a pone tony.
It's official
This blog will now be known as Silky Segue, as I am the proud father of www.silkysegue.com
