August 2009
15 posts
This pretty much sums up my day
Fun with “C:\Windows\William\Abdomen\Intestines\poo.exe”
Convo w/ Brother (A computer programmer):
(2:44:40 PM) ME: C:\Windows\William\Abdomen\Intestines\poo.exe
(2:44:49 PM) Bro: <filtered by junk filter 2.0>
(2:45:50 PM) ME: <unfiltered by Awesome Exec 2.0 ver.B> (2:46:56 PM) Bro: <ignore bot activated> (2:49:53 PM) ME: <ignore bot took a...
July 2009
23 posts
Unfortunate Headline of the Day →
The woman I spoke about on this post looked just like the one on the right in the pic in the link above. Except with longer hair, and more lip sores and shame.
Good Morning David
You’re making this too easy.
thisistheglamorous:
Thank you, Will.
Thanks. I couldn’t get this to work on my computer. Stupid work computer only for work.
Josh Barnett - You massive pile of FAIL →
Get on it...the world will follow after or die →
Blingee Battle 2009
America’s Sweetheart
In response to:
thisistheglamorous:
Good Morning, Will.
We're in a recession, time to get proactive
So after a night of hanging out with my buddy, I came home around 5 or 6 AM. When I was driving down my block, I noticed there was some eccentric lady walking down the block and just staring me down. She kind of looked like Aileen Wuornos, which itself was creepy, but then again a lot of women in my area of Bridgeport look like that.
I’m backing into the garage and noticing the woman...
Truth
“She a big girl. If I put my d*ck in between two slices of bread, I got her.”
~From the same Guru who said, “Ain’t nothing Latin Women love more, than a N*gga that can salsa.”