February 2012
21 posts
WatchWe were bored at work. I just had sex with all your eyes.
My impression of
January 2012
23 posts
Birthday Report
Reasons why I am grateful on this day:
- Friends and family and their well wishes
- The weather is beautiful
- I found a clean shirt (fuck laundry)
- This man is still 19 forms of sexy, the 20th form is illegal on this side of the equator
- Winning as Fall playoff Champs in 9 ball. We have Two trophies in our 2 seasons of nine ball (can’t stop Balls to the Wall).
- Coworkers throwing...
WatchNext time when I go into this dealership:
sandboxdiaries:
You guys. This is an actual television commercial I saw on an actual television last night.
What. What is happening. I do not understand.
What.
(Jeff was so amazed, he ripped this video from our TiVo because we needed to share this genius with the world.)
Alison Brie
For future reference. Technically SFW…but I still wouldn’t do it.
Colossal Clothing Sale
Today, realizing I needed to do a little wardrobe shopping, I decided to hop on Colossal Clothing only to find out they are out of business and liquidating their crap on Ebay.
For $50 (+$16 S&H), you get all this junk:
A complete wardrobe in includes:
• One windbreaker (black)
• One track jacket (black)
• Two polos (navy, olive)
• One short-sleeve tee (white)
• One long-sleeve tee...
Low Effort, Low Risk New Year's Resolutions
- Casually insert “meow” into conversations of different levels (preferably religious/political)
- Make fetch happen
- Describing everything as “cray cray”
- Cornbread? Ain’t nothing wrong with that.
December 2011
29 posts
